Newest jokes

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
→ A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!

Why were the flies playing football in saucer?
→ They where playing for the cup!

Why did the firefly keep stealing things?
→ He was light fingered!

Which fly makes films?
→ Stephen Speilbug!

What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?
→ A firefly with a short circuit!

What did one firefly say to the other?
→ Got to glow now!

How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?
→ Put a pile of manure in the living room!

If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?
→ The one in the sugar bowl!

How do fireflies start a race?
→ Ready steady glow!

What did the clean dog say to the insect?
→ Long time no flea!

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?
→ Robert E Flea!

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?
→ Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

What do you call a cheerful flea?
→ A hop-timist!

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?
→ Shot it!

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?
→ Shall we walk home or take a dog?

What did the romantic flea say?
→ I love you aw-flea!

How to fleas travel?
→ Itch hiking!

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
→ Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs!

Why did the stupid boy wear a turlte neck sweater?
→ To hide his flea collar!