Newest jokes

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?
→ The scenter spot!

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?
→ He makes a swish!

- Golfer: Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?

- Caddy: Eventually.

- Golfer: That can't be my ball, caddy. It looks far too old.

- Caddy: It's a long time since we started, sir.

- Golfer: This golf is a funny game.

- Caddy: It's not supposed to be.

- Golfer: Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?

- Caddy: The way you play, sir, it's a sin any day of the week!

- Golfer: Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. It's distracting!

- Caddy: This isn't a watch, sir, its a compass!

- Golfer: Caddy, do you think my game is improving?

- Caddy: Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to.

- Golfer: Well, I have never played this badly before!

- Caddy: I didn't realize you had played before, sir.

- Golfer: I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course.

- Caddy: Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth.