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Footballer's Rope
Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?
→ He was the skipper!
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The Bee Striker
What did the bumble bee striker say?
→ Hive scored!
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Footballers' Dance
Where do footballers dance?
→ At a football!
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Footballers' Favourite Drink
What tea do footballers drink?
→ Penaltea!
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Boot Music
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
→ Because he liked sole music!
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Hat Tricks
What does a footballer and a magician have in common?
→ Both do hat tricks!
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Paul Ince's Christmas
What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?
→ Ince pies!
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England's Fuel Supplier
Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?
→ Paul gas coin!
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Three-Sided Pitch
How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?
→ Somebody took a corner!
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Chilly Premiership Ground
What's the chilliest ground in the premiership?
→ Cold Trafford!