Cannibal Restaurant
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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
- Broiled Missionary: $25.00
- Fried Explorer: $35.00
- Baked Politician: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked:
- Why such a price difference for the politician?
The cook replied:
- Have you ever tried to clean one of them?
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