Some cute want-ads!

The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offerCOWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...

ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.

FREE PUPPIES:PART COCKER SPANIEL -PART SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOGGERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.

NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.

FULL SIZED MATTRESS.20 YR. WARRANTY.

LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.

BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING"WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.

LOOKS LIKE A RAT...

BEEN OUT AWHILE..

BETTER BE REWARD.

GEORGIA PEACHES- CALIFORNIA GROWN -89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.

COMMUNITY HEADLINE:ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARESFOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER!

GROUND BEAST: 99 cents lb.