Three Doctors in Heaven

Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked the first one why he should be let into heaven.

The doctor said:

- Because I won the Nobel Peace Prize for my work.

The second doctor was a little worried when his turn came. He said:

- I haven't won any prizes, but I've started free clinics and helped those in need for free.

St. Peter let him in.

The third doctor said:

- I'm responsible for all the HMO's across the United States.

St. Peter thought about it for a minute and said:

- OK... I'll let you in, but only for three days!