Everyday Annoyances

Things that can and do bother the "normal" person.

• Having to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thingy in the middle of them.
• The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle. The same person that gives you a "blank stare" when you look at them.
• There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address.
• You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.
• It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't realize it till you walk across your living room rug. Especailly since you don't even have a dog!
• There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.
• You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.
• Three hours and three meetings after lunch you look in the mirror and discover a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth.
• You drink from a soda can into which someone has extinguished a cigarette.
• You slice your tongue licking an envelope...
  OUCH!
• Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading.
• You wash a garment with one tiny tissue in the pocket, and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint.
• A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling...
  DOUBLE OUCH!
• People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up.
• You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it!
• You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing.
• You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up.