The Vice-Principal's Advice

When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher by the vice-principal was finished, the vice-principal took a few puffs on his pipe and said:

- I have an informal piece of advice for you, Miss Bell. There's only one way you can get along in this school without submitting to the sexual advances of the principal.

- Oh my God! Well, er, what was is that?

- I'll explain it, - he continued, - as soon as you've undressed.