Advisor On Sexual Matters

The drinker announced to the bartender:

- It seems I've been informally named advisor on 'Sexual Matters' at my company.

- That sounds interesting. Does this mean you'll be counseling the big bosses on relations with their secretaries?

- I'm not sure yet, - he answered.

- During a staff meeting, I popped up to suggest a reduction in executive expense accounts and it was after that I was told if they ever wanted my fucking advice, they'd let me know.