You're A Redneck If

You're a redneck if...

• You have more fingers than you do teeth
• You cut your grass and find a car
• You consider Denny's a Fancy Resturant
• Your best Suit contains more than 5 colors
• Your age is higher than your I.Q.
• Your favorite pickup line is "Does this look infected to you?"
• You ask your wife wheather the spot on your neck is a boil or a mole and she replies "Its a gummy bear."
• You have a family reunion and everyone in town shows up.
• You say "Watch this" everytime before you goto the hospital.
• Your wife and ex-wife are sisters.