How Cold Is Cold

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60: Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)
50: Miami residents turn on the heat
40: You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming
35: Italian cars don't start
32: Water freezes
30: You plan your vacation to Australia
25: Boston water freezes, Californians weep pitiably, Minnesotans eat ice cream, Canadians go swimming
20: Politicians begin to talk about the homeless, New York City water freezes, Miami residents plan vacation further South
15: French cars don't start, Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
10: You need jumper cables to get the car going
5: American cars don't start
0: Alaskans put on T-shirts
-10: German cars don't start, Eyes freeze shut when you blink
-15: You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo, Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects, Miami residents cease to exist
-20: Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you, Politicians actually do something about the homeless, Minnesotans shovel snow off roof, Japanese cars don't start
-25: Too cold to think, You need jumper cables to get the driver going
-30: You plan a two week hot bath, Swedish cars don't start
-40: Californians disappear, Minnesotans button top button, Canadians put on sweaters, Your car helps you plan your trip South
-50: Congressional hot air freezes, Alaskans close the bathroom window
-80: Hell freezes over, Polar bears move South
-90: Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets