Santa Has Been Drinking

10 signs Santa has been drinking:

• While your child is on his lap, he tells them they're not getting his Bud Light.
• You see his sleigh pulled over and the police with a breathlyzer.
• Those darn milk and cookies never worked but the Jack Daniels does!
• You don't remember getting a request for venison in your stocking.
• Betty Ford releases him on December 24th.
• After each child, he has a Jello Shot.
• This year the sleigh is being pulled by the Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull.
• He jumps down a manhole and then gets angry when he can't find the tree.
• Instead of going Onward, Dancer and Prancer...he just grumbles and says "Awww...just get going!"