Stupid Insults Part 23

  • One node short of a network.
  • One of the early failures of electroshock therapy.
  • One pane short of a window.
  • One pearl short of a necklace.
  • One prayer short of absolution.
  • One press short of a CAPS LOCK key. (Types all uppercase.)
  • One punch/swing/hit short of a fight.
  • One sentence short of a paragraph.
  • One shade short of a rainbow.
  • One shingle shy of a roof, and the water's getting in.
  • One ship short of a full fleet.
  • One side short of a pentagon.
  • One signature short of a book.
  • One sleeve/button short of a shirt.
  • One snowflake short of a ski slope.
  • One song short of a musical.
  • One span short of a bridge.
  • One step short of the attic.
  • One strawberry short of a quart.
  • One strike past being called out.
  • One sub short of a party platter.
  • One taco/enchilada short of a combination plate.
  • One teabag short of a pot.
  • One tower short of a castle.
  • One tree short of a hammock.
  • One vine short of the tree. (For Tarzan types.)
  • One weight short of a shipwreck.
  • Only one oar in the water.
  • Only playing with 51 cards.
  • Only playing with the jokers
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