Stupid Insults Part 24
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- Operating in stand-by mode.
- Ought to have a warning label on his forehead.
- Out there where the buses don't run.
- Outlet isn't grounded.
- Over the rainbow.
- Overdue for reincarnation.
- Overruns above 110 baud.
- Paged/swapped out.
- Paralyzed from the neck up.
- Parents beat him with an ugly stick.
- Parked his head and forgot where he left it.
- Pedaling real fast, but not getting anywhere.
- People around her are at risk of second hand idiocy.
- Perfect chassis, bad driver.
- Perfect face for Halloween.
- Perfect percussionist for an acapella group (duh, duh, duh...)
- Perfect training subject for apprentice hypnotists.
- Permanently out to lunch.
- Permanently rotated 90 degrees from the rest of us.
- Phototrophic on a better day.
- Pins 2 and 3 (RS-232) permanently connected to ground.
- Playing an endgame with a king and no other pieces.
- Playing baseball with a rubber bat.
- Playing hockey with a warped puck.
- Playing Scrabble, but we can't figure out what words he's building.
- Plays pinochle with a poker deck.
- Plays solitaire... for cash.
- Plays tennis with no net and finds it challenging.
- Plenty of myelin but not enough neurons.
- Plenty of salt in the shaker, but no holes in the cap.
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