Truths About Life

Great truths about life that adults have learned

- Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.

- There is always alot to be thankful for if you take the time to look. For example: I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

- One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every day someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

- Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.

- The best way to keep kids at home is to make a pleasant atmosphere and let the air out of their tires.

- Families are like fudge....mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

- Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

- Laughing helps. It's like jogging on the inside.

- Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

- My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely.

- If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts.