Music Quips

What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?
→ A new age song.

What happens if you sing country music backwards?
→ You get your job and your wife back.

Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.

How can you tell someone is a true music lover?
→ When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

After silence, music comes closest to expressing the inexpressible.

Music is the only sensual pleasure without vice.