Fish Riddles 4

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
→ A flat fish!

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
→ A beer-a-cuda!

Who has eight guns and terrorises the ocean?
→ Billy the Squid!

What happened to the cold jellyfish?
→ It set!

What's the coldest fish in the sea?
→ A blue whale!

What did the sardine call the submarine?
→ A can of people!

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
→ You can't tuna fish!

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea?
→ Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside!

How do the fish get to school?
→ By octobus!

Why did the lobster blush?
→ Because the sea weed!