Elephant Zoo Riddles

Why shouldn't you take an elephant to the zoo?
→ Because he'd rather go to the movies!

What's blue and has big ears?
→ An elephant at the North Pole!

What's grey and lights up?
→ An electric elephant!

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?
→ An umbrellaphant!

What do you do with a green elephant?
→ Wait till it ripens!

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
→ An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help"
"Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot!"

What happened to the elephant who ran away with the circus?
→ The police made him bring it back!

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
→ Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?!

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?
→ Dumbo!