Elephant Evenings

Why did the elephant walk on two feet?
→ To give the ants a chance!

Why do elephants have trunks?
→ Because they've no pockets to put things in!

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?
→ To stop getting wet!

What do elephants do in the evenings?
→ Watch elevision!

How to elephants talk to each other?
→ By 'elephone!

What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses?
→ Nothing, he didn't recognize them!

When do elephants have 8 feet?
→ When there are two of them!

What did the elephant say to the famous detective?
→ It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock!

- Zoo Keeper: I've lost one of my elephants

- Other Zoo Keeper: Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

- Zoo Keeper: Don't be silly, he can't read!

What do you do if you find a blue elephant?
→ Try and cheer him up!