Elephant Differences

What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?
→ One roars with pain and the other pours with rain!

What's the difference between an elephant and a post box?
→ I don't know!
→ Well I'm not asking you to post my letters!

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?
→ One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?
→ Try picking them up!

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?
→ You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?
→ Have you ever tried to peel an elephant?

What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?
→ About 3,000 miles!

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?
→ A gooseberry is green!