Painted Elephant Riddles

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
→ So he could hide in the cherry tree!

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
→ Big holes all over Australia!

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?
→ One is a weak one and the other one week!

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?
→ Trunkquilizers!

Why are elephants grey?
→ So you can tell them from flamingos!

- Elephant Keeper: My Elephant isn't well, do you know a good animal doctor?

- Zoo Keeper: No, all the doctors I know are people!

Why do elephants scratch themselves?
→ Because they're the only ones who know where they itch!

How does an elephant get down from a tree?
→ He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?
→ Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

How do you know that peanuts are fattening?
→ Have you ever seen a skinny elephant?