Big Grey Riddles

What's big and grey with horns?
→ An elephant marching band!

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?
→ An elephant disguised as a banana!

What's big, grey and flies straight up?
→ An elecopter!

What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?
→ A get wellephant!

What's grey and never needs ironing?
→ A drip dry elephant!

What's big and grey and red?
→ A sunburnt elephant!

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?
→ "Pack your trunk and clear out!"

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?
→ Take all the matches out first!

What weighs 4 tons and is bright red?
→ An elephant holding its breath!