Elephant Riddles

What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
→ Time to fix the fence!

What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?
→ An elephant with an umbrella!

What's grey with red spots?
→ An elephant with the measles!

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
→ So that he can sneak up on mice!

What's big and grey and wears a mask?
→ The elephantom of the opera!

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?
→ A jet propelled elephant!

Why did the elephant cross the road?
→ Because the chicken was having a day off!

What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
→ Lost!

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
→ Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!