Dog Breed Riddles

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
→ He gets splinters in his mouth!

What kind of dog chases anything red?
→ A bull dog!

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
→ A guard dog!

What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater?
→ A plain clothes police dog!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a skunk?
→ Rid of the dog!

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?
→ A computer with a lot of bites!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
→ A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?
→ A sheep that can round itself up!