Dog Crossbreeds

What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
→ Cockerpoodledoo!

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
→ A shaggy dogs tale!

Why do dogs run in circles?
→ Because its hard to run in squares!

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
→ Terrier-fied!

What do you get if you cross a gun dog with a telephone?
→ A golden receiver!

What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
→ Dingo Starr!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
→ The collie wobbles!

What do you call a black Eskimo dog?
→ A dusky husky!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?
→ A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

When does a dog go "moo"?
→ When it is learning a new language!