Football Riddles 6

What lights up a football stadium?
→ A football match!

If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls?
→ Cornflakes!

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?
→ Because there is no atmosphere!

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
→ Webley stadium!

When fish play football, who is the captain?
→ The team's kipper!

- Ref: I'm sending you off.

- Player: What for?

- Ref: The rest of the match!

Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market?
→ They tend to go cheep!

What is a goal keepers favourite snack?
→ Beans on post!