Football Riddles 5

Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award.
→ It's an appointment!

Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding?
→ They got jellygated!

Which insect didn't play well in goal?
→ The fumble bee!

What did the bumble bee striker say?
→ Hive scored!

What is black and white and black and white and black and white?
→ A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!

What are Brazilian fans called?
→ Brazil nuts!

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?
→ He was the skipper!

How do hens encourage their football teams?
→ They egg them on!