Modems Versus Women

Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:

- A modem doesn't ask for a commitment if you use it.

- Getting a modem to obey you is as simple as typing "AT".

- When you're done using your modem, you can roll over and go to sleep without feeling guilty.

- A modem won't say a word if you come home late.

- A modem can't collect alimony if you decide to dump it.

- A modem will always wait patiently by the phone.

- You can always get a few bucks for an old modem when a faster model comes out.

- A modem doesn't mind if you call another modem.

- A virus you catch from your modem doesn't require a trip to the doctor.

- You don't have to bring a modem home to meet your parents.

- If an error occurs, Abort, Retry or Fail are the only options you have to worry about.

- Modems come with an instruction manual.

- Modems have a volume control - you can even turn the sound OFF.