Modems Versus Women

Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:

• A modem doesn't ask for a commitment if you use it.
• Getting a modem to obey you is as simple as typing "AT".
• When you're done using your modem, you can roll over and go to sleep without feeling guilty.
• A modem won't say a word if you come home late.
• A modem can't collect alimony if you decide to dump it.
• A modem will always wait patiently by the phone.
• You can always get a few bucks for an old modem when a faster model comes out.
• A modem doesn't mind if you call another modem.
• A virus you catch from your modem doesn't require a trip to the doctor.
• You don't have to bring a modem home to meet your parents.
• If an error occurs, Abort, Retry or Fail are the only options you have to worry about.
• Modems come with an instruction manual.
• Modems have a volume control - you can even turn the sound OFF.