You Might Be a Lawyer

You Might Be A Lawyer If....

- You are charging someone for reading these jokes.

- The shortest sentence you have ever written was more than eighty words long.

- You have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.

- Your other car is a BMW.

- When you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer.

- When your wife says "I love you," you cross-examine her.