A waitress walks up to one of her tables in...

A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmenseated there are furiously masturbating.

She yells, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?"

One of the Japanese men explains, "Can't you see? We areall berry hungry."

The waitress begs the question, "So, how is whacking-off inthe middle of the restaurant going to help that situation?"

One of the other Japanese men replies,"The menu say,FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!"