Big Enough to Crawl Back Into

This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says:

- Say, wanna have a good time? We do things in a big way down here in Texas.

- Sure - he says and they were off to the nearest motel. She takes off her clothes and he keeps staring at her.

She says:

- Is this the first pussy you've seen since you crawled out of one?

The guy says:

- No, just the first one I've seen big enough to crawl back into.

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