New Glasses

An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses. The Captain looked in his book of record and said:

- But you just got a new pair last month!

- Yes sir, b.. b.. but I got them b..broken in an accident - stammered the private.

- Accident, what kind of an accident?

The Captain looked in his book of Accident definitions and glossaries:

- Road-march accident, Firing Range accident, PT accident, Drill accident?

- No, no, none of those... - said the private.

- Well then, what is it?

- I'd rather not tell you, sir...

- Well, no satisfactory explanations, no new glasses - said the medical officer, ready to stand up.

- I've to see my patients now.

- No, no sir, wait, I broke them when I was kissing my girl - blurted the private.

- Don't be daft man, how could you break your glasses kissing a girl?

- You see, she crossed her legs.....