Two Old Ladies

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks:

- Do you still get horny?

The other replies:

- Oh sure I do.

The first old lady asks:

- What do you do about it?

The second old lady replies:

- I suck a lifesaver.

After a few moments, the first old lady asks:

- Who drives you to the beach?