Appliance Store Bargain

A man walked into an appliance store and asked the price of a 25" remote controlled color television set.

- One dollar - the clerk replied.

- You've got to be kidding.

- Look, Mac - the clerk said - do you want it or not?

Of course, the customer gave him a dollar. On the way out with his incredible bargain, the suctomer saw a big frost-free refrigerator with automatic ice maker.

- How much for that? - he asked the clerk.

- Fifty cents - came the reply.

The customer forked over the half dollar, saying:

- What the heck is going on here?

- Nothing is goining on here - the clerk snapped.

- But my boss is at my house with my wife. And what he's doing to her, I'm doing to his business.