Anatomy Lesson

Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, and said:

- Johnny. This is where you come from.

Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting all his friends now refer to him as "Lucky Johnny."

- Why? - one asked.

Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said:

- Because I came this close to being a turd.