Tough Fathers

Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were.

- My dad went 12 rounds with Mike Tyson. Lick that! - said young Harry.

- Well, my dad did two tours of Vietnam and killed 19 men... so lick that! - Tommy said.

- That's nothing! - declared little Johnny.

- My dad hasn't wiped his ass in 10 years... so lick that!