Two Scottish Nuns

Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other:

- I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs.

- Odd - her companion replied - but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.

Nodding emphatically, the mother superior pointed to a hot dog vendor and they both walked towards it.

- Two dogs, please - said one.

The vendor was only too pleased to oblige and he wrapped both hot dogs in foil. Excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and began to unwrap their 'dogs.' The mother superior was first to open hers, then, stared at it for a moment, leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously:

- What part did you get?

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