Knock Knock Burton
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Burton
- Burton who?
- Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Burton
- Burton who?
- Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Burns
- Burns who?
- Burns me up!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bunny
- Bunny who?
- Bunny thing is, I've forgotten now!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bun
- Bun who?
- Bun-nies make lovely pets!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bumbry
- Bumbry who?
- Bumbry tuna!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bully
- Bully who?
- Bully Jean is not my lover!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bullet
- Bullet who?
- Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bull
- Bull who?
- Bull the chain when your done!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Buggy
- Buggy who?
- Buggy Jean is not my lover!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bug
- Bug who?
- Bug Rodgers!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Buffer
- Buffer who?
- Buffer you can say Jack Robinson!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Buddy
- Buddy who?
- Buddyfingers!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Buddha
- Buddha who?
- Buddha this slice of bread for me!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bud
- Bud who?
- Budweiser, the King of Beers!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Buckle
- Buckle who?
- Buckle get you a drink but not much else!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bubbles
- Bubbles who?
- Bubbles, bangles, and beads...!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bruno
- Bruno who?
- Bruno more tea for me!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bruce
- Bruce who?
- I Bruce easily, don't hit me!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Brook
- Brook who?
- Brook-lyn bridge!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bronte
- Bronte who?
- Bronte of the blow!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Briony
- Briony who?
- Briony, beautiful sea!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Brighton
- Brighton who?
- Brighton-der the light of the moon!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Brigham
- Brigham who?
- Drigham back my sunshine back to me...!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Brie
- Brie who?
- Brie me my supper!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bridie
- Bridie who?
- Bridie light of the silvery moon!