Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!

Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.

Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.

Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roach and your whole family came out singing, "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, thank the Lord that we got meat!"

Your dad's like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!