Women Jokes

Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a computer?
→ A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

How are women and rocks alike?
→ You skip across the flat ones.

What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm?
→ He is usually home with the kids!

Why don't women have men's brains?
→ Because they don't have penises to put them in.

What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
→ A know-it-all bitch.

This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!" To which the dentist replies: "Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair."

Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist.

As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch.
The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates."
The woman replies, "Yes. Now, we're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we."

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
→ If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.

How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down?
→ Nobody knows, it hasn't happened yet.

What does KFC and a woman have in common?
→ Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs, there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.