Sex Jokes

And more on blondes...

But why do brunettes take the pill?
→ Wishful Thinking.

What does a blonde say after sex?
→ Thanks Guys.

What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
→ When they lay on their backs they're screwed!

This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.

The lawyer asked, "How long are you having a sexual relationship?"

"Years, I tell you years," she replied.

"That's no answer, you have to specify how long has he intimated with you."

"I don't know exactly, it's average, about six inches."

Why don't blondes use vibrators?
→ Because they are scared they might chip their teeth!!!

What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
→ A mobile sperm bank.

Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work at the same time and get on the elevator. The brunette notices a blob on the elevator wall and says: "OOOOOhhh that looks like semen." She reaches out and touches the blob with her fingers and says "It feels like semen."

The redhead reaches out and touches it with her fingers, smells it, and says "It smells like semen." The blonde, reaches out and touches it with her fingers and then puts her fingers in her mouth and tastes it and says, "It doesn't taste like anyone in this building . . ."

A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for life. "They lie, they cheatand they're just no good. From now on when I wantsex, I'm going to use my vibrator"

"So, what when the batteries run out?" asked her friend"I'll just fake an orgasm like always."

Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some foodto replenish his justspent energy. He pours himself a glass of milkand right before drinking it, he realizes his manhood is still prettyhot,so he sticks it in the glass to cool it off. Just then the blondewalks in and says, "Oh, I always wondered how you refilled those."

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.

Brunette: Last night I had three orgasms in a row!

Judi: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.

Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.

Judi: (looking shocked) Oh, you mean with one guy.