Red Indian Jokes

An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood in front of them.

He then asked:

- Who push port-a-potty over cliff?

Nobody answered him.

He then asked again:

- Who push port-a-potty over cliff?

Again nobody answered.

The old Indian said:

- I tell story of Georgie and Georgie father. Georgie chop down cherry tree. Georgie tell truth, Big Georgie no punish.

So the Indian asked again:

- Who push port-a-potty over cliff?

To which the littlest Indian replied:

- I push port-a-potty over cliff.

The old Indian then shakes and spanks him, for his punishment. When he is done, the little Indian asks:

- Georgie tell truth, Georgie no get punish. I tell truth, I get punished. Why you punish, father?

The old Indian replied:

- Big Georgie not in cherry tree when it got chopped down!!!

How do Indian chiefs send messages?
→ By teepee-mail!

What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot?
→ How Come?

Why did the cowboy's car stop?
→ It had Injun (engine) trouble.

A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way down a one-way street when a policeman pulled him over.

- Didn't you see the arrow, buddy? - he asked.

- An arrow? - the confused driver said.

- I didn't even see the Indians

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said:

- Who owns the big white horse outside?

The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said:

- I do. Why?

The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said:

- I just thought you would like to know that your horse is just about dead outside!!

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and, sure enough, Silver was about dead from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got him some water and made him drink it, and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.

The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said:

- Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better.

Tonto said:

- Sure Kemosabe - and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink.

A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and announces:

- Who owns that big white horse outside?

The Lone Ranger stands again and claims:

- I do. What is wrong with him this time?

The cowboy says to him:

- Nothing much, I just wanted you to know............ you left your Injun running!!!

Once upon a time there were five apples
Which was the cowboy?
→ None - because they were all redskins.

Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian companion?
→ Tanto

There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting old and a new, young challenger wants to be chief.

So the wise man of the tribe decides that whoever produces the loudest fart in a week will be chief.

The first few days pass and neither the chief or his young rival have farted.

The wiseman emerges and says:

- Big Chief no Fart.

The next day a truck load of baked beans arrives for the Chief, but at the end of the day the wiseman says:

- Big Chief no Fart.

The next day, three truckloads arrives for the Chief, but again the wiseman comes out and says:

- Big Chief no Fart.

The Chief is becoming frustrated and orders an army of trucks loaded with baked beans.

At the end of the day the wiseman comes out and says...:

- Big Fart, no Chief!

This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They take him back to their villiage to see the chief. The Chief looks at the cowboy and says:

- You White man, you will die at sundown, but Chief is not as evil as white man, so you gettum three wishes. What is your first wish?

The cowboy looks around, thinks, then, with a gulp, says:

- well, can i talk to my horse o' great chief?

The Chief looks puzzled, laughs to his tribe and says:

- he-he, sure white man you can talk to your horse.

So the cowboy goes to his horse and wispers in it's ear, the horse looks puzzled, but then with bright eyes it gallops off in a cloud of dust. The Indians just sit and laugh at the cowboy for wasting his wish. BUT, all of a sudden the horse returns with a Blonde riding upon its back. The indians look amazed. The chief grins, points to a secluded Teepee. The cowboy now looks embarrassed, so he takes the blonde and goes into the teepee. An hour later he comes out and says:

- Chief, can i talk to my horse again?

The chief says sure, but that be wish number two. Ok says the cowboy.

The cowboys goes to the horse and once again wispers into it's ear, and with a gallop the horse is off!... 15 minutes later, the horse returns, this time having a Brunnette aboard. Once again the cowboy is shown the secluded teepee.

An hour later the cowboy comes out, obivously tired now, with only a few hours left before sundown. He looks to the chief, and before he says a word, the chief grins and says:

- Sure crazy white man you can talk to your horse..

So the cowboy goes to the horse and GRABS him by the ear and yells:

- LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT,...

- I SAID - GO GET A POSSE!!!