Men

Why are men like blenders?

You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?

A: So men can tell if they are coming or going.

Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However, one day, his dad walked in on him while he was jerkin off! Billy was so embarrassed. He pulled up his pants as quick as he could. But, his dad already seen him.

"Billy," said his dad, "doing that will make you go blind"

"Dad," he replied, "I'm over here!"

Q: What's the ultimate rejection?

A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?

An insurance company.

What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill his water bed with gasoline.

Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay them right the first time you can walk all over them forever!!

Q: How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

Put the remote control between his toes.