Men Jokes

When should you care for a man's company?
→ When he owns it.

What is defference between man and Superman?
→ Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.

A woman asks: "Why don't men get mad cow disease?"

Another woman replies: "Because men are pigs!"

What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
→ A rumor

As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.

It is a well-known fact that when a man is bald at the front of his head, it's because he's a great thinker.

Also, when a man is bald at the back of his head, it's because he's sexy.

Unfortunately, when a man is bald both front and back, he only thinks he's sexy...

There was a young man from Kent
Whose tool was exceedingly bent
He put it in double
To save himself trouble
Instead of coming he went

What do men and pantyhose have in common?
→ They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!

What's the best way to kill a man?
→ Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one

If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.

If he is bald at the back, he is sexy.

If he is bald from front to back - he thinks he is sexy.

Two bikers were talking at a bar.

"How's married life?" asks the first.

"It's fine," says the second.

"How's the sex?" asks the first.

"Fine," says the second, "At least I don't have to wait in line!"