Language Jokes

How do hurricanes see?
→ With one eye

What did the hail storm say to the roof?
→ Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?
→ Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
→ Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?
→ So they can see where they are going

Why did the weather want privacy?
→ It was changing

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?
→ A very dry sense of humor

What type of sense of humor does rain have?
→ A very wet sense of humor

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?
→ Catch my drift

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?
→ It burns too easily