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Witch Staying In Shape
- How do you manage to stay in shape?
- I get a lot of hexercise.
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- How do you manage to stay in shape?
- I get a lot of hexercise.
Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg?
→ She kept trying to poach her ideas.
How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?
→ 'Voodoo like to dance with me?'
How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?
→ By witchful thinking.
How can you make a witch itch?
→ Take away her "W."
What do you call a witch that stays out all night?
→ A fresh air freak.
Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?
→ Because there's no point in it.
What do you call a witch with one leg?
→ Eileen.
What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?
→ Ivy.
How do witches lose weight?
→ They join weight witches.