Random joke from this category
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Audrey!
- Audrey who?
- Audrey be doing this!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Augusta!
- Augusta who?
- Augusta go home now!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Aunt Lou!
- Aunt Lou who?
- Aunt Lou do you think you are!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Ashley!
- Ashley who?
- Ashley-t's foot!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Asia!
- Asia who?
- Asia you going to let me in then!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Aries!
- Aries who?
- Aries a reason why I talk this way!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Arizona!
- Arizona who?
- Arizona room for one of us in this town!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Anka!
- Anka who?
- Anka the ship!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Ankansas!
- Ankansas who?
- Ankansas though any piece of wood!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Amory!
- Amory who?
- Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Alva!
- Alva who?
- Alva heart!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Alvin!
- Alvin who!
- Alvin a great time, how about you?
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Allan!
- Allan who!
- Allan-d of Manhattan!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Allegra!
- Allegra who?
- Allegra is broken!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Alma!
- Alma who?
- Alma-ny Knock Knock
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Aardvark!
- Aardvark who?
- Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Aaron!
- Aaron who!
- Aaron on the side of caution!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Acid!
- Acid who?
- Acid down and be quiet!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Ada!
- Ada who?
- Ada burger for lunch!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Adam!
- Adam who?
- Adam if I do and adam if I don't!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Aladdin!
- Aladdin who?
- Aladdin the street wants a word with you!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Alba!
- Alba who?
- Alba in the kitchen if you need me!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Alexia!
- Alexia who?
- Alexia again to open this door!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Alfalfa!
- Alfalfa who?
- Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Alfie!
- Alfie who?
- Alfie terrible if you leave!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Adolf!
- Adolf who?
- Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Aesop!
- Aesop who?
- Aesop I saw a puddy cat!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Abe!
- Abe who?
- Abe C D E F G H...!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Abyssinia!
- Abyssinia who?
- Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Alberta!
- Alberta who!
- Alberta'll be over in a minute!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Albee!
- Albee who?
- Albee a monkey's uncle!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Albert!
- Albert who!
- Albert you don't know who this is!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Alison!
- Alison who?
- Alison it's dark outside!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Alli!
- Alli who?
- Alligator, that's who!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Allied!
- Allied who?
- Allied, so sue me!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Agatha!
- Agatha who?
- Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Agnes!
- Agnes who?
- Agnes, Topeka, and the Santa Fe!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Alfred!
- Alfred who!
- Alfred the needle if you sew!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Ali!
- Ali who?
- Ali, Ali oxen free!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Alice!
- Alice who?
- I'm Alice chasing rainbows....!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Alec!
- Alec who?
- Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Alec!
- Alec who?
- Alec my lolly!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Alex!
- Alex who?
- Alex the questions round here!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Adair!
- Adair who?
- Adair once but I'm bald now!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Adlai!
- Adlai who?
- Adlai a bet on that!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Amsterdam!
- Amsterdam who?
- Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock jokes!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Amos!
- Amos who?
- Amosquito just bit me!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Amy!
- Amy who?
- Amy fraid I've forgotten!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Annetta!
- Annetta who?
- Annetta wisecrack and you're out of here!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Annie!
- Annie who?
- Annie one you like!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Anthem!
- Anthem who?
- You Anthem devil you!
