Ethnic

Why do Polish names end in "ski"?
→ Because they can't spell tobbagan.

At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies.

One of the officers in the class begins by asking the first question, "Will we have to fight a World War Three?"

"Yes, comrades, looks like you will," answers the general.

"And who will be our enemy, Comrade General?" another officer asks.

"The likelihood is that it will be China."

The class looks alarmed, and finally one officer asks, "But Comrade General, we are 150 million people and they are about 1.5 billion. How can we possibly win?"

"Well," replies the general, "Think about it. In modern war, it is not the quantity, but the quality that is the key. For example, in the Middle East, 5 million Jews fight against 50 million Arabs, and the Jews have been the winners every time."

"But sir," asks the panicky officer, "Do we have enough jews"?

How do you stop a taliban tank?
→ Shoot the Guy Pushing it

What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?
→ Osama bin Latte

Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert.

When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says, "Hold still Abdul, it might be sand."

They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one present, and no future.

There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as Canada.

"You know," said one of the explorers, "we should name this place we're hiking through."

"I know," said the second explorer. "We'll each pick a letter and then make a name out of that."

"Okay," said the third, "I'll go first. C, eh."

"N, eh."
"D, eh." And that's how they named Canada...

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?
→ Ricky Retardo

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?
→ Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

What is the Cuban national anthem?
→ "Row Your Boat!"