Ethnic

How many Serbs does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ It doesn't matter..
There's a blackout!

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
→ Quattro Sink-o

What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
→ A tourist.

What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
→ The Indy 500.

Why don't mexicans have barbeques?
→ The beans keep slipping through the grill.

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?
→ It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.

- Well, Morrie, how's your warehouse business going?

- Oy vey, Abraham, it's not going so good, we had a flood last week.

- So, Morrie, how do you start a flood?

Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.

- Oy, Abraham, I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse.

- Ssh! It's not till next week.

Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live?
→ When the patient couldn't pay, the doctor gave him another six months.

How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?
→ With a Crowbar!!!!!