Blonde Jokes

Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw a sign that read 'DisneyLand Left.' So they went home.

How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
→ There's white out on the screen and lipstick on the joystick!

What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
→ A wind tunnel.

One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde asked the clerk what it was. The Clerk said it was a thermous.

- What does the thermous do?

- It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.

So she bought one. The blonde brought it to work one day and the blondes boss who also is a blonde said what is that thing? It is a thermous the first blonde said. What does it do? Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. What do you have in it? I have coffee and a popcycle in it.

Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???
→ Cause blonde boys aren't that smart either.

How do you drownd a blonde???
→ You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
→ So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.

Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
→ Finger on chin I don't know. Hits forehead Oh I get it!

Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month?
→ Because it says right on the box "good for up to 20 pounds."

How do you confuse a blonde?
→ Put her in a round room and tell her to pee in the corner.

How do you confuse her even more?
→ Ask her where she went.